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While the loyal lovers of Wet Towels are numerous and growing every day, ranging from Scientists to Bakers, from Jews to Hebrews, it originated with four giants. Well, technically they're all quite normal sized. Apart from Mikha, you can fit in your pocket if it's in any way deep. But in terms of contribution to humanity, they must be rated among the greats, such as Newton, Gandhi, Stephen Hawking, L. Ron Hubbard, Martin Luther King, or Noah. They run this site entirely for your benefit, and ask for nothing in return, apart from your unquestioning loyalty and adoration... Oh, and Jiggs would like a foot rub.
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The Wet Towels in charge of this site...
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Jiggs
A person who is Irish. Some say he was one of the, if not the first person to realise the power of Wet Towels. He claims "it just came to me, I can't explain it. I had just served up a nice headshot in CS:S when it just popped out of my mouth. I wasn't even sure i really had said it. Grimson however, who was there at the time replied "Wet Towels?". I really had said it. It was then and there that Grimson and I realised; we love Wet Towels. A lot. I'll never forget that moment" A wise man indeed.
Here, view Jiggs' steam ID page: [TWT] Jiggs
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Interests
 Gaming
Making people fat with my cooking
Food Poisoning
Interwebs
Cinnamon Grahams (Curiously Cinnamon)
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Nuckpang
An Irishman living corporeally in Germany, though mentally orbiting Saturn, Nuckpang has the unfortunate tendancy to write things, which mysteriously end up posted on the website. No one has yet discovered the reason for this phenomenon, but Science assures us that he will look into it once he remembers where the hell he left all that dark matter...
My Steam Page, where I desperately need more friends than Jiggs
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Interests
Stealing socks from washing lines
Collecting internet friends
The Black Death
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Mikha
This young Irish girl is Mikha. She is NOT a founding father, as she does not own a willy. She is small, with glasses (see picture for reference) and likes to play TF2. Feel free to snipe with her, you'll probably pwn her but it'll be fun!
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Interests
Shopping
Gaming/Sniping
Eating the cheeses
Cats
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Grimson
Grimson was there at the beginning. He is irish and can do science. He has a piece of paper to prove it and everything. Grimson likes luhlz, well timed pop culture references and pint glasses of tea. His hobbies include gaming, endlessly procrastinating on 4chan and bash.org and shooting some B-ball outside of the school unless a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in his neighborhood. He got in one little fight and his mom got scared so she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. And so on...
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Interests
Luhlz
Gaming
Science
TV
Bobsledding
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