http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php Type description here... en-us Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:42:52 -0700 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:42:52 -0700 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss www.ezgenerator.com http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1232147321 Disclaimer: This is meant to be neither scientific nor necessarily informed. I've tried to research the matters which come up to the best of my abilities given time restraints, but I am not trained in any of the medical issues which this raises, and so this should not be considered to be anything other than the opinion piece which it is. It is my sad duty to report the death of John Travolta's son, Jett ... <br clear="all"> Media http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1232147321&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1232147321 Fri, 16 Jan 2009 16:42:52 -0700 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1226432881 Bizarre events at a Cumbrian court in England, as a mother carried the remains of her dead son into the courtroom. Julie Strange, 43, claimed that for some time she had been bombarded with letters from the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, informing her deceased son that he had not told them about a car sale and that despite her returning their letters explaining that he had passed away they eventually summoned him to court. Not ... <br clear="all"> Religion http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1226432881&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1226432881 Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:57:40 -0700 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1224449622 The showbiz world was recently rocked by revelations regarding the Wet Towels. One of the lesser known members, 100% Cotton, Landed a role in top T.V. Drama C.S.I., which officially endoresed the Wet Towel movement, at one point going so far as to say the phrase “Wet Towel” in a scene with Mr. Cotton, clearly identifying him and bringing our organisation, so long repressed by the Jewish Hollywood media elite, into the limelight. We have for ... <br clear="all"> Media http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1224449622&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1224449622 Sun, 19 Oct 2008 15:50:37 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1224185092 The American government last night announced that they would be paying off the debts of any future bank to declare bankruptcy using goods and services, as it has run out of money. A red-faced spokesman for the Treasury admitted that the Bank of America, which on Tuesday released a statement claiming that they were on the verge of collapse, could not be bailed out using money, and offered thirty five million tons of frozen shrimp in ... <br clear="all"> General http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1224185092&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1224185092 Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:28:47 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1223945965 At The Wet Towels we see it as our duty to bring you the biggest news, as it happens.To this end we have a gnome stashed in the Reuters Newsroom who intercepts and forwards to us every story which he thinks may be of interest to our many dedicated readers.Very recently we were forwarded the following story: “Jack Thompson, a well known Florida attorney, has been disbarred from practicing law again by the Florida Bar. Having brought ... <br clear="all"> Wet Towels http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1223945965&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1223945965 Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:50:47 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1221862405 The international community has called for calm following the accusations of an "unprovoked invasion" of a fledgling democratic nation by its neighbour, an aging superpower of the region which once held sway over some common territory. The United States of America (located to the south of Canada) yesterday claimed that they had been the victims of a completely unprovoked invasion by its neighbour, Mexico. The United States, one of the world's newer democracies and best known ...<br clear="all"> Politics http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1221862405&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1221862405 Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:30:40 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1219334641 In the first ever case of this trusted news network ever giving a piece of incorrect information, it has now emerged that the Bigfoot body, reported by Nuckpang in a recent press conference as being "definitely 100% genuine and real, no doubt about it whatsoever", was in fact a hoax . The hoax was discovered when the ice-bound "body" was handed over to the "Searching for Bigfoot" group, a company dedicated to finding Bigfoot, for an undisclosed ...<br clear="all"> General http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1219334641&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1219334641 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:57:25 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1219105434 While in China the various races of the Olympics play themselves out, on opposite sides of the world a race of a different kind is unfolding, as two probably separate species of great ape rush to be discovered. The first break came in the United States of America when two hikers, Mathew Whitton and Rick Dyer , in the mountains of Georgia found the body of what they claim to be a deceased Bigfoot, or Sasquatch. ...<br clear="all"> General http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1219105434&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1219105434 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:57:53 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1218887378 A school district in Texas will allow its teachers to bring guns into the classroom in what seems to be the first law of its kind. On the 15th of August it was unamiously decided to pass the motion by the board of Harrold Independant School District, and as of yet there have been no objections from parents of the 110 students affected. The District Superintendent, David Thweatt, said it was merely a safety precaution. "We ...<br clear="all"> General http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1218887378&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1218887378 Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:57:34 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1217376569 A 32 square mile area of Los Angeles has been marked as a no-go area for fast food restaurants in a newly proposed plan which would see the first ever restrictions put specifically on fast food eateries. The area affected by the plan has an abnormally high obesity rate for Los Angeles, and for America as a whole, and this push is aimed at opening a new class of healthier restaurants in the area. The ...<br clear="all"> General http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1217376569&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1217376569 Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:11:44 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216996699 I really wish I had $30k burning a hole in my wallet right now. A genuine wooden Mattel hoverboard used by Marty McFly in Back to the Future II and III is up for auction on ebay. Apparently this particular item is recognized as the best example of all wood hoverboards to have survived the rigours of filming. I'm not sure how many wood hoverboards exist out there, but this one does look to be ...<br clear="all"> Internets http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216996699&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216996699 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:51:15 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216398599 About two weeks ago, an open air festival near Moscow turned to disaster. A few dozen Russian ravers have been "partially blinded after a laser light show burned their retinas," according to Russian health officials. After rain was forecast, a make-shift roof was erected over the all night dance party. However, these tents had the nasty side effect of refracting the uber powerful lasers used at the show into the crowds. These lasers are so ...<br clear="all"> Lifes http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216398599&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216398599 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:52:15 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216340572 Israeli Mathematicians and Economists working in the Hebrew University of Jerusalem are hailing as a breakthrough the latest developments in the Israeli/Lebanon stand-off. On Wednesday the remains of two Israeli soldiers, whose capture sparked the Israeli-Lebanon war two years ago, were returned by Hezbollah in exchange for the release of five Arab prisoners, and the return of 8 other bodies of Hezbollah fighters. This has caused great excitement in the academic arena, where they have ...<br clear="all"> Politics http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216340572&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216340572 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:22:57 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216315538 This new... gadget may be just what you're looking for after that damn sniper got you with a lucky headshot for the 20th time in a row. It's called the Ting Shou vase, and it is cleverly designed to absorb your screams and shouts, "storing" them in the vase and emitting them as a softer version of your angry cries through the tiny hole at the base. Obviously this thing comes from Japan, appearing on ... <br clear="all"> Technology http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216315538&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216315538 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:48:25 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216172562 A new species of slug has been discovered in South East Wales The so-called "ghost" slug, discovered in a garden in Cardiff, was yesterday found to be a new species by specialists in the National Museum of Wales and Cardiff University. "It's a remarkable find, especially for us here in Wales" said Ben Rowen, a biologist at the University. "Before this the biggest things to come out of Wales have been Tom Jones and cheese on ... <br clear="all"> Science http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216172562&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216172562 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:31:49 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216163977 It's that time of the year again - E3 time. Even though the event has had some huge changes since last year, being managed by totally different people, even having a different name now (E3 Media and Business Summit (formerly known as Electronic Entertainment Expo), it ended up giving us very typical keynotes from Microsoft, Nintendo and Sony. Microsoft was first, with few surprises. Mostly just confirmations of rumours that had been floating around for weeks ...<br clear="all"> Gaming http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216163977&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216163977 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:32:20 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216063790 Now, this is a cool way to mod a Dell bluetooth keyboard! Some guy called Christopher Mitchell has created a wearable typing glove device thing. Key strokes are achieved through pre-programmed finger movements. Sort of like: touch top of thumb with middle finger to get the letter d. Could be useful for warehouse work or other places where a free hand is important. The site has a complete write-up of how to make the glove ...<br clear="all"> Technology http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216063790&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1216063790 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:33:14 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1214937317 A wise man once said "Don't judge a book by its cover". I have no idea who said it, but if he's reading this, he's probably not going to like this review, because that is exactly what I'm about to do. There's a book which has been sitting in my room for the past couple of months called "The Wizard Knight", and it's been calling me to read it for some time now. ... <br clear="all"> General http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1214937317&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1214937317 Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:13:46 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1209267226 Three Roman Catholic priests in Belfast are set to take the music world by storm, having signed a major record deal with Sony BGM. They were spotted by a talent scout while singing in their churches, and while their style is closer to Belfast's Christ Church than Wales's Charlotte Church, they are set to make their impact on the music charts. The trio, ingeniusly calling themselves "The Priests", comprise of a pair of brothers, Fathers Eugene ...<br clear="all"> Religion http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1209267226&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1209267226 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:38:26 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1209139299 Concern has been raised in England over the state of the prison service, which has been described as being "too comfy" for prisoners to want to leave. The latest wave of controversy springs from the recent break- in at Everthorpe prison in Yorkshire, where a drug dealer scaled the prison's walls with a ladder and broke in through a cell window, where he supplied inmates with drugs and mobile phones. Despite the fact that the window ...<br clear="all"> Politics http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1209139299&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1209139299 Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:46:12 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1208483127 At least 49 people have been killed, and another 50 injured, in a suicide bombing near the town of Kirkuk, in northern Iraq. The attack took place at a funeral being held in a village on the border of the Diyala region. It was originally thought that the attack was carried out by al-Qaeda, who have been increasingly active in the province recently, but in fact a new group, al-Waz'ri Kora, which roughly translated means ... <br clear="all"> Politics http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1208483127&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1208483127 Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:45:27 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1208235849 There is a growing sense of unease amongst the script-writing and comedic community that they may be running out of irony. Since the early 20th Century it has been observed by scientists that the universe has a limited reserve of irony which it can dispense over a given period. In the 1950s the Irony Observation Unit was set up in the German city of Frankfurt to regulate and control the distribution of irony, as it ... <br clear="all"> Religion http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1208235849&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1208235849 Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:52:44 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207975231 Con troversy has erupted in the historical community with the reexamination of the funerary papyrus of Princess Entiu-ny. This papyrus was discovered in the tomb of the princess in 1974, and is one of a pair which describe her life in detail. It tells of her early life and ascension to the throne, as well as the battles which she had to fight to maintain a united kingdom in a time of great social upheaval. It describes ... <br clear="all"> Wet Towels http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207975231&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207975231 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 07:58:31 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207897055 The recent discovery of an ancient snake with small hind legs has sparked a wave of interest amongst the scientific comunity. The 85cm-long (33in) creature, known as Eupodophis descouensi , comes from the Late Cretaceous, and was discovered in the limestone of Lebanon, near the town of al-Nammoura. While originally discovered in 2000, it has only now been throughly x-rayed, which has revealed some of the most interesting features about it. It seems that the heel ... <br clear="all"> Science http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207897055&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207897055 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:18:10 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207792893 The process of the Olympic Flame around the world has been marred by protest and violence. While this has been hailed by many, particularly in the Olympic Council, who don't want to look like idiots for giving the Games to one of the world's worst human rights offenders as a free publicity stunt, as a tragedy and an insult to the spirit of the games, others have been much more positive on the issue. Mr Robert ... <br clear="all"> Politics http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207792893&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207792893 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:19:52 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207321934 Well wow, this has been quite the little roller coaster for the Wet Towels. Not even a week ago we were playing around with the idea of getting some space on the internet as a base for our many shenanigans. We looked around, and got a little niche on awardspace, one of those lovely places that give you free webspace and candy apples. The next day was spent busily chatting to beautiful women around the ... <br clear="all"> General http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207321934&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207321934 Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:45:15 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207081500 We at Wet Towels thought that while posting news items using words and text was well and good, is it really enough in this digital age? Anyway, when CNN and Fox have their own fair and balanced news coverage of world events, why should the Wet Towels not have a similar show?! We will still, of course, be posting lots of lovely lovely news items using the keyboard, we may occasionally throw more recorded snippits ... <br clear="all"> General http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207081500&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1207081500 Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:20:13 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1206845112 A rather large proportion of The Wet Towels have come together for the annual "best song ever" award. You may ask how can an award for best song ever be annual. Well, ask away, but there will be no answers, as this is a timeless event that will go on forever. Now, it is time to announce this years winner. 2008s Best Song Ever award goes to... Ievas Polka by Loituma <br clear="all"> Media http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1206845112&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1206845112 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:39:00 -0600 http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1206845065 We have just opened our site. Welcome all those who love Wet Towels, those who will soon love Wet Towels, and even those who do not (for whatever reason) love Wet Towels.<br clear="all"> Wet Towels http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1206845065&comments=comments http://www.thewettowels.com/documents/home1.php?entry_id=1206845065 Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:39:08 -0600