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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2008
Wet Towels News Bulletin: Woman Brings Dead Son to Court
Bizarre events at a Cumbrian court in England, as a mother carried the remains of her dead son into the courtroom.
Julie Strange, 43, claimed that for some time she had been bombarded with letters from the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency, informing her deceased son that he had not told them about a car sale and that despite her returning their letters explaining that he had passed away they eventually summoned him to court. Not wishing to disappoint, Mrs. Strange carried a wooden casket containing her son's ashes into the courtroom.
This move has sparked a legal furor, not only raising the issue of respect for ... >>full
Wet Towel News Bulletin: Priests Set to Top Charts With Holy Hymns
Three Roman Catholic priests in Belfast are set to take the music world by storm, having signed a major record deal with Sony BGM. They were spotted by a talent scout while singing in their churches, and while their style is closer to Belfast's Christ Church than Wales's Charlotte Church, they are set to make their impact on the music charts.
The trio, ingeniusly calling themselves "The Priests", comprise of a pair of brothers, Fathers Eugene and Martin O'Hagen, along with Father David Delargy, all of whom have parishes in the diocese of Down and Connor. While local parisoners have greeted the news with a mix ... >>full
Wet Towel News Bulletin: Concern over Irony Deficit in the Universe
There is a growing sense of unease amongst the script-writing and comedic community that they may be running out of irony. Since the early 20th Century it has been observed by scientists that the universe has a limited reserve of irony which it can dispense over a given period. In the 1950s the Irony Observation Unit was set up in the German city of Frankfurt to regulate and control the distribution of irony, as it was assumed that the control of irony would be best left in the hands of those who had least use for it. However, on the 20th of March, 2008, it ... >>full
Wet Towels News Bulletin: Woman Brings Dead Son to Court
