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News
MONDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2008
Possibly the Best News Ever?
At The Wet Towels we see it as our duty to bring you the biggest news, as it happens.To this end we have a gnome stashed in the Reuters Newsroom who intercepts and forwards to us every story which he thinks may be of interest to our many dedicated readers.Very recently we were forwarded the following story:
“Jack Thompson, a well known Florida attorney, has been disbarred from practicing law again by the Florida Bar.
Having brought several cases against the Bar since 1992, and many others against various media products ranging from Comedy Central’s South Park to the Grand Theft Auto cases for which he became ... >>full
Wet Towel News Bulletin: Modern Debate over Ancient Hieroglyphs
Controversy has erupted in the historical community with the reexamination of the funerary papyrus of Princess Entiu-ny. This papyrus was discovered in the tomb of the princess in 1974, and is one of a pair which describe her life in detail. It tells of her early life and ascension to the throne, as well as the battles which she had to fight to maintain a united kingdom in a time of great social upheaval.
It describes the famous battle of the Nile crossing, where she defeated a rebel army and secured control of the town of Bel Hasan, creating a link between Lower Egypt and the ... >>full
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