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News
FRIDAY, JANUARY 16, 2009
Wet Towels Editorial: Death of Jett Travolta (contains no humour, sorry)
Disclaimer: This is meant to be neither scientific nor necessarily informed. I've tried to research the matters which come up to the best of my abilities given time restraints, but I am not trained in any of the medical issues which this raises, and so this should not be considered to be anything other than the opinion piece which it is.
It is my sad duty to report the death of John Travolta's son, Jett Travolta. Jett died on the 2nd of January he suffered an alleged seizure and struck his head while holidaying with his family in the Bahamas. Jett was sixteen years old, ... >>full
Wet Towels Showbiz Update: Big Break for a Wet Towel
The showbiz world was recently rocked by revelations regarding the Wet Towels. One of the lesser known members, 100% Cotton, Landed a role in top T.V. Drama C.S.I., which officially endoresed the Wet Towel movement, at one point going so far as to say the phrase “Wet Towel” in a scene with Mr. Cotton, clearly identifying him and bringing our organisation, so long repressed by the Jewish Hollywood media elite, into the limelight.
We have for many years campaigned against the aparthid which exists in Hollywood, whereby the parts which should by all rights be played by Wet Towels, such some mildly homoerotic hijinks with frat ...
A rather large proportion of The Wet Towels have come together for
the annual "best song ever" award. You may ask how can an award for
best song ever be annual. Well, ask away, but there will be no answers, as this is a timeless event that will go on forever.
Wet Towels Editorial: Death of Jett Travolta (contains no humour, sorry)
