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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2008
Wet Towels Showbiz Update: Big Break for a Wet Towel
The showbiz world was recently rocked by revelations regarding the Wet Towels. One of the lesser known members, 100% Cotton, Landed a role in top T.V. Drama C.S.I., which officially endoresed the Wet Towel movement, at one point going so far as to say the phrase “Wet Towel” in a scene with Mr. Cotton, clearly identifying him and bringing our organisation, so long repressed by the Jewish Hollywood media elite, into the limelight.
We have for many years campaigned against the aparthid which exists in Hollywood, whereby the parts which should by all rights be played by Wet Towels, such some mildly homoerotic hijinks with frat ...
Wet Towels News Bulletin: America Forced to Change Currency
The American government last night announced that they would be paying off the debts of any future bank to declare bankruptcy using goods and services, as it has run out of money.
A red-faced spokesman for the Treasury admitted that the Bank of America, which on Tuesday released a statement claiming that they were on the verge of collapse, could not be bailed out using money, and offered thirty five million tons of frozen shrimp in lieu of US dollars. “I appreciate that this is somewhat unorthodox,” he told a packed press conference, “but we were unable to stockpile enough steak to meet a financial commitment ... >>full
At The Wet Towels we see it as our duty to bring you the biggest news, as it happens.To this end we have a gnome stashed in the Reuters Newsroom who intercepts and forwards to us every story which he thinks may be of interest to our many dedicated readers.Very recently we were forwarded the following story:
“Jack Thompson, a well known Florida attorney, has been disbarred from practicing law again by the Florida Bar.
Having brought several cases against the Bar since 1992, and many others against various media products ranging from Comedy Central’s South Park to the Grand Theft Auto cases for which he became ... >>full
Wet Towels Showbiz Update: Big Break for a Wet Towel
